snow yeti
mathias james hughey iii, an excessivlly hairy, blond, lazy, smart -ss mother. who for many centuries has lived in dangerously snowy conditions where his excessive amounts of hair have kept him hidden and warm. often seen naked.
man i saw the f-cking snow yeti flip and omelet with his c-ck, it was f-cking awesome!!!
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