Snowball Impregnator
this is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates v-g-n-l penetration. the female f-ll-t-s the male and performs the well known ‘snowball’, spitting the s-m-n into the male’s mouth. quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the s-m-n into the female’s v-g-n-, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
if this technique is part of a prolonged s-x act, then creampie or c-nn-l-ng-s maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.
childless chap: my wife just hates it in the puss and in the b-mhole, but we’re trying to get her pregnant. she’s also limbless and hates hospitals. and get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how’re we ever gonna get her up the spout?
empathetic chum: perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?
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