snowbird cocktail


when a snowbird or yankee visits a restaurant while staying in florida for the winter they will order a free gl-ss of water to save a little money. once the server brings the gl-ss of water, the snowbird takes the lemon which is included with the gl-ss of water, and squeezes its juice into the water, and then adds a couple packets of sugar or sugar subst-tute (which are sitting on the table and are also free), then mixes it all together so that they have a free gl-ss of lemonade, or a “snowbird c-cktail.”
waiter: (sarcastically) those yankees over there are making snowbird c-cktails, so i know i’ll be getting a huge tip today.

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