snowbird eggs
golf b-lls abandoned by senior citizens who are winter visitors to the community, often left behind after their golf cl-ss at the local community college cl-ss because they’re just too lazy to pick them up.
i think troy just found some snowbird eggs in that oleander bush over there.
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