Snowbirding
a military term used when describing someone who is required to be at a certain training -ssignment but cannot actually begin for an extended period of time. therefore they have to just chill in the area (like a snowbird) until they can finally conduct their -ssigned training. sometimes they are given menial tasks or details, especially when snowbirding for several weeks or even months.
my training here at sill was pushed back three months, so i’ll be snowbirding until then.
in basketball, after a missed shot by your team, all the players on your team gets back on defense except one. after your team gets a stop, causes a turnover, or a made basket, a team member quickly throws a full-court p-ss to the player who didn’t get back for an easy bucket before the opposing team can recover.
“john’s always snowbirding, he never gets back on d.”
to run constantly down the court when when not on fastbreaks playin basketball….
john runs down the court constantly when we play 2k11 “snow birding” helps him win
v. – when your lover or partner has a cold, it is implied that you go “south” (ie: perform oral s-x) in order to avoid contracting the cold.
susan has the mad flu, but when she’s hopped up on cold medicine and feeling good i go snowbirding. i don’t have any sick days left.
snowbirding is when a male sneaks up on a sleeping female, opens her left eye and -j-c-l-t-s inside of it. after this, the male opens the right eyelid and spits in it, before punshing her, forcing the c-m through her eyelids, down her nasal p-ssage, up into the lungs, before it is excreted via her mouth.
history: this word was unveiled after reading the history of lord byron ii court appeal, after being accused of s-xually molesting his wife.
“yo hommie i went snowbirding last night, and i think that your mother left a present on your carpet.”
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