snowburn
red marks, blistering and bl–dy scratches that appear on your arm/hip/shoulder/chest after you eat sh-t after stacking it on a jump in the snowboard park. for best results wear a short-sleeved shirt whilst riding.
i just bailed out of a cab-360 and smashed onto the knuckle of that tabletop. now i have f-cking snowburn.
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