snowmosexual
somebody who has s-x with snowmen.
alicia thrust the snowman’s icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmos-xual intercourse.
a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife
b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children
c. an individual who is s-xually attracted to snowmobiles
“i just found out my husband is a snowmos-xual.”
“snowmos-xuals make terrible fathers.”
snomos-xual: (n) a straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.
characterized by a sudden interest in tree size, light arrangements, and blow up reindeer.
at first i was worried that my husband was turning gay, then i realized he’s just a snowmos-xual.
extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat p-n-s and or h-m-s-xual -n-l intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male h-m-sapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.
dude that “snowmos-xual’ is the gayest thing i have ever seen bra.
i am a “snowmos-xual” for writing this bra.
urban dictionary is super “snowmos-xual” bra
a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite s-x, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.
“did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmos-xual.”
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