Snowpression
a mood disorder resulting from continuous weekly snowstorms that require a minimum of one hour shoveling. symptoms include, muscle stiffness of your entire body, repeated cursing of snowplows, and an unexplainable hatred towards your local weatherman. snowpression is commonly seen in the northeast. the only known treatment is a phenomenon known as spring.
after boston received another 20″ of heavy wet snow, the local hospitals saw an outbreak of snowpression.
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