Snowsteria
when snow starts falling in upstate south carolina, grocery stores get ransacked, schools close & businesses shut down at a slight dusting of the ground with zero acc-mulation on the roads. this is referred to as snowsteria, a close cousin to hysteria.
i’ve been out shopping for milk & bread since the snowsteria was issued for tomorrow night. i bought twelve loaves of bread, but i could only round up seven gallons of milk… you can’t ever be too careful.
why are the schools opening today? they know the weatherman is calling for a snowsteria this afternoon.
with any luck i won’t have to show up for work/school tomorrow since theirs a 20% chance of a snowsteria.
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