snowvase
getting divorced while you sleep.
named after bruno “snowvase” dahmer whose wife divorced him on their wedding night when he was asleep.
– d-mn n-gg- hayden got snowvased again
– oh sh-t, whomst’d’ve this time?
– t’ was san, her record is 69 snowvases a day
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