snozberries
in roald dahl’s charlie and the chocolate factory, willie wonka mentions licking snozberries. what most people don’t know is that in one of dahl’s adult books, snozberry is a euphamism for p-n-s. he was slipping dirty humor into a kid’s book for his private amus-m-nt.
“…the snozberries taste like snozberries…” “what’s a snozberry?” “i’m a trifle deaf in my left ear, next time speak up!”
a delicious flavour berry only grown in the w-lly wonka factory, dead dead yummy.
hey, you want one of my wonka beans? you can have a snozberry one?
h-ll yeah!
a berrie in the magical world of wonka
the snoz berries taste like snoz berries
coined by w-lly wonka, (gene wilder) in charlie and the chocolate factory, in the ‘lickable wallpaper’ scene.
“the strawberrys taste like strawberrys, the snozberrys taste like snozberrys”.
a berry that is in oompa land
the snoz berries taste like snoz berries
in fact comes from an obscure literary reference from the time period, referring to t-st-cl-s
“sozberries taste like snozberries”, how else could he -ssure there is such a thing
see super troopers
the schnozberrrys taste like snozberrys!
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