Snozz-Lock
the “snozz-lock” s a stringent s-xual ritual with three definitive phases:
1) a male tucking his genitals between his legs whilst also having the female’s head ‘locked’ in between as she gives him felatio. the male’s head is also locked between the female’s legs as he performs felatio and rims her.
2) the male then proceeds to insert his nose rhythmically into the female’s v-g-n- and -ss, short bursts at first but becoming increasingly longer as he inhales deeply.
3) the climax is whilst the male is inahling and approaching the point of -j-c-l-t–n, he utters the code word ‘vince’, at which point the girl begins to deifcate over the male’s face whilst his nose is still in her -ss.
we were in a snozz-lock for a while, but when i shouted ‘vince’ it came to an abrupt but intense climax.
on my honeymoon we snozz-locked on the beach, when we had finished it was knee deep out there.
i’m going home to snozz-lock with my girlfriend.
i’m used to my husband paddy ‘no barking’ through a ball gag, but after the snozz-lock he was a changed man.
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