snuffalarcus
a snuffalarcus is the f-cking most amazing little magical creature in all of the universe. it is a mix between a pink flamingo, a trout, lion, baby tiger cubs, one legged bear, and also a t-rex….. if you were wondering it is possible to be a mix of all these wonderful creatures of life… during large animal orgies these creatures are created from little sperm wigglers……. many other animals may be incorporated in the gene pool of a snuffalarcus, because when the orgie starts no one knows who they are f-cking… so when sh-t gets crazy loads are being blown all over the place….. overall a snuffalarcus owns little babies who have not developed the ability to have b-n-rs…. word to your mother….
jessica: whoa did you see that f-cking magical creature over there
ben: yeah babe thats a mother f-cking snuffalarcus, only the most amazing creature in all of the universe.
jessica: your amazing
ben: lets go pitch a tent……. oh yeah sonnnnnnnnnn….
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