So now you care!
the sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. this sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.
“are you feeling ok, morgan?”
“so now you care!-whimper sniffle sniffle whine-”
guy’s version:
“hey dude. what’s up?”
“uhhh… so now you care???!!!”
“oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. this will always be funny because we are men and don’t cry at the drop of a hat.”
the sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. this sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.
“are you feeling ok, morgan?”
“so now you care!-whimper sniffle sniffle whine-”
guy’s version:
“hey dude. what’s up?”
“uhhh… so now you care???!!!”
“oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. this will always be funny because we are men and don’t cry at the drop of a hat.”
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