Soaking
to place ur p-n-s in a girls v-g-n-, and not move in and out.
the girl was not to have s-x, but was alowed to do soaking, because it was not the same as s-x.
like “planking” only your d-ck is inside of a mormon.
convince your mormon gf that you are not “soaking” properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.
the art of having s-x, without thrusting. when a couple “sticks it in” and then leaves it there to “soak.” this has become a common phenomenon with certain groups of christians(predominately mormons) who try to circ-mvent the law of chast-ty, which in fact does not work.
boy: hey you wanna go soak in my parents hot tub tonight, they’re out of town?
girl: let’s just soak on their california king instead.
boy: oh i didn’t know you were into the real soaking, deal.
the event of marinating your p-n-s inside your girl’s v-g-n-.
sorry i missed your call, i was soaking.
when someone is so s-xually aroused ( or h-rny) that their panties are soaking wet.
i watched p-rn for so long i became soaking
the process by which one delays washing one’s dishes indefinitely.
a rice cooker pot takes about 30 minutes to soak through before it’s ready for washing. she’s left hers soaking in the sink for 3 days now under that pretext!
(adj)- to be extremly humiliated or embarr-ssed, as one would be if he/she were soaking in s-m-n.
person 1: did you see luke dunk on valentine?
person 2: yeah, valentine must be soaking; luke’s only 5’6″.
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