Soap Wars


the game that pedophile and former penn state football coach jerry sandusky invented to initiate his feel out process on how far he could take his naked shower escapades with young boys.

the game starts out by throwing soap at each other in the shower, then if jerry sandusky is present escalates to male on male lathering, shoulder/back rubs, and extreme pervasive s-xual acts.
you wanna play soap wars bro, no dude i aint gay.

my little bro told me his coached asked him if he wanted to play soap wars? who was his coach jerry sandusky or some sh-t? naw, some other sick f-ck!

u into soap wars bro? nah man im not into dudes!

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