soaring head
a very elongated head and very narrow. the best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. recent mutations have resulted in r-t-rdation in these n-ble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. able to fly.
the last time i saw a soaring head was in the floating head/sinking head war of 1389, when the soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many action stars seem to be nearly soaring heads. interesting…
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