Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
to have spread eagle missionary s-x with a female with a shaved p-ssy
roommate 1: (text message) yo dude don’t come home tonight i’m gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
roommate 2: (text message) roger roger runway 69 is open for takeoff
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