Sobbing Skeeter
when you m-st-rb-t- profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. this must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. when employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.
a few weeks after my girlfriend and i broke up, i found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a “sobbing skeeter” while watching my girl 2.
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