sober blackout
a blackout state achieved by witnessing other inebriated persons do unspeakably awkward and socially appalling things. witnessing the drunken absurdity throws the sober observer into a temporary state of shock, immediately followed a prolonged state of blackout.
note: it is not necessary to consume alcohol in order to reach a state of sober blackout
“yes. it is called a sober blackout and i have had several of them…many of them at pub nite.”
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