sober hobbit-girl


a sober hobbit-girl is often just minutes away from her next beer and her only topic of conversation is that she never going to drink alcohol again. she is not very critical in their choice of partner – even she is sober.
larsson: hi guys, my girl is going to be sober.

the gang: come on, we saw her, she is just in the “sober hobbit-girl” stage, next level is coming…

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