sober wasted
to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)
-dude r u okay ur not usually like this
-braa i dunno im sober wasted
when you choose to stay sober (because you’re either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
girl #1: everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? it looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night…
girl #2: i’m gettin’ sober wasted!
girl #1: why tho?!
girl #2: i’m preggo!
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