sobertober
the best month of the year when you and your friends celebrate the month of october while being super sober! #sobertober
“hey jared, are you partic-p-ting in sobertober this year?”
“what’s that?”
“only the best d-mn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including halloween!”
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