sobturbate


the act of masturbating while sobbing after which a person either realizes that they are lonely, or that the male/female they are interested in is with another person or not interested in them.
i wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others….i guess i’ll just stay home and sobturbate.

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