soccer

a word used instead of football by idiot americans
person 1: do you like soccer?
person 2 (from uk): -facepalm-
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the world’s most popular sport
a game in which you actually have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes straight (unlike ‘american football’ where they stop ‘playing’ every 2 minutes). it involves speed, strength, skill as well as a sh-t load of practice and dedication. if you’ve never played it and you’re bashing it anyway, get the f-ck off your -ss and try to do anything close to what the professionals can do. it’s harder than it looks, jack-ss.
lazy f-ck: hey look at me, i’m a lazy f-ck that has nothing better to do than sit on my -ss and make fun of things i know nothing about!
soccer player: -punches lazy f-ck in the face-
the world’s best sport. to the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following:

1. put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way
2. drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen
3. keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands.

when you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. about you saying it’s a “p-ssy” sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is football), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection.
soccer pwns american football
the most criticized sport in the united states because of “low scoring, no contact, look gay, f-gs, blah blah”.. when actually its the best sport in the world. it is normally dissed by american football players that feel they are “men” because they wear a sh-tload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.
american football player – how did he get that fine girl?
hot girl – he plays soccer. i love soccer players.
american football player – d-mn. my p-n-s is small.
soccer player – ho ho ho.. i’m the man.
sport that all the s-xy men play.
guys with great, muscular legs! yummy!
man, he plays soccer, what a hottie!!
soccer is the world’s most popular sport, and for good reason. soccer actually requires physical skill and mental toughness. unlike lame us sports like football, baseball, or nascar (nascar for f-ck’s sake), soccer players are required to put in some effort.

football players rest every single godd-mn play. baseball players stand in a field for hours playing with themselves. nascar isn’t even a sport–it’s driving a car in a f-cking circle 500 times.

for those who say soccer is a p-ssy sport, stop being ignorant. football seems tough but with all those pads it’s pointless. it’s just a p-ss-fied version of rugby. wow america sure screws up good sports.
soccer is better than football because it takes actual talent.

soccer girls are hot.

american football is r-t-rded because they never use their feet except for kickers/punters. call it throwball/runball/carryball/idiotball, just not football.
the best sport known to man. takes a sh-t load of indurance and speed.. i would know im a soccer player..soccer kicks -ss |..|,
if you dont like soccer.. call me at 1-800-eat-sh-t
-sshole