soccer dyke
a soccer player who likes girls and plays compet-tively or just at desert vista. a girl named alexa might come up to you at call you out for being so stuck up and act like you’re too cool as if you like p-ssy.
omg alexa called me and my friends soccer dyk-s at school today in the cafeteria!
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