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SOCCER is EVIL

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• Sexcess

  to succeed at s-x guy 1: just had s-x guy 2: s-xcess! to use s-x to advance one’s career or position. wow, she banged her way to the top. she’s really s-xcessful. having s-x to excess. they have been having s-x for days. that is really s-xcessive. when someone becomes famous for being involved in […]

• Sexcident

  this is when you have some sort of accident or injury during a s-xual encounter. last night i broke my nose in a s-xcident when i tried to change positions. the action that results in the s-x stopping and immediate application of first aid. i totally tore my sack in this wicked s-xcident. so i […]

• shaglaxed

  the completly contented feeling after having s-x, the lack of ability to move or do anything after sh-gging.a combination of being sh-gged out and relaxed. oh my god that was amazing…i am so sh-glaxed

• trailer hitching

  walking around with your d-ck tucked into your waistband. this is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted b-n-r in public. it’s called trailer hitching because if your d-ck tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch. “i popped a b-n-r in trig cl-ss. […]

• trakkies

  track suit bottoms eh, i’m wearin’ me trakkies track pants she only wore trakkies and uggboots.

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