soccer mom arm
the arm, specifically the right arm, a mother (or other driver) uses to protect the person in the p-ssenger seat when they slam on the brakes. this arm is quickly forced in front of the p-ssenger to ensure they do not move the, roughly, three inches they would normally go forward during an abrupt stop.
thank god she used the soccer mom arm or i would have flown into the windshield!
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