social climber
(n.) similar to an “attention wh-r-“, but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. they become ‘friends’ with people who “know people”. in turn, they become (or attempt to become) ‘friends’ with that first person’s more “popular” friends, leaving the first person behind. repeats this cycle to “get to the top”, in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. inevitably, they will be forced to “mature” beyond this. this usually pertains to girls more so than guys.
cat becomes friends with nate. cat is very nice to nate because nate’s friends all throw good parties. cat plays on nate’s (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at nate’s friends’ parties. cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through nate’s party, and eventually doesn’t see any more use for him. cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people’s feelings don’t matter, because she doesn’t feel them.
a person who finds the need to blow you off for a person of higher social status than you
rf: yo we were supposed to go chill with this kid, but he blew us off for his better friends
mm: yeah, hes a social climber
a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:
1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) “forced” companionship
while lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..
lee’s friends: hey man let’s go to the movies..
lee: yeah man! good idea!
(lee’s mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)
lee: h-llo..
social climber: hey where are you?
lee: at the mall with my close friends..
social climber: cool.. ill go there ok?
lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
social climber: i’m on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
lee: uh….
social climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..
lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before “social climber” arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.
a social climber is person who will stop at nothing to achieve one thing and one thing alone. popularity. in others words, high social status. this person will go to any extent to gain “cooler” friends, and they disregaurd the fact that karma will bight them in the -ss later…
she is a social climber and ditched her real friends to hang out and spread herself around to the entire football team, regaurdless of the fact that they were using her for alcohol and s-x.
someone who will do anythin to gain friends and become more popular. they will do anything in order to make themselves look good in the eyes of others. no matter what time it is, if theres ever an oppertunity to become more popular they will take it.
social climber: im a sh-t person
nothing but b-tches that get up two-faced, start hating, and all that stupid sh-t that they do so they can get on top of da social society! these f-ckers would do anything to get to da top of da ‘popular stats’!
why you talking sh-t now huh? ..you used to be my home girl, now you just a social climber!
off road enthusiast that enjoys the freedom of “socially” climbing obstacles and driving modified off road vehicles. closely -ssociated with social drinkers in that typically the social climber enjoys an alcoholic beverage while off roading.
the social climber packed some beers in the 4×4 and went offroading.
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