Social condom
when you post a status on facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person n-body likes and you aren’t sure why you’re friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then n-body else wants to comment because it’s all f-cked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.
keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?
curtis: i am! hope i see you there!!! 🙂
keith (thinking): wow just great. now i’m trapped in a social condom!
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