social inbreeding
a condition caused by homeschooling in which an individual is around their immediate family for so long that it causes a severe lack of diversified social input.
the condition is -n-logous to normal inbreeding which causes a severe lack of genetic input.
-“hey, have you met that john guy who’s really clingy and talks like an old church lady?”
-“oh yeah, he doesn’t have a sense of humor and he’s afraid of his own p-n-s.”
-“guys, don’t make fun of john…he’s socially inbred because his hyper-religious mom homeschooled him.”
-“some mormon kids down the street from me were all messed up from social inbreeding. they were like children of the corn, only creepier.”
-“i saw him kiss his mom on the mouth.”
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