social justice voyeur
a person who believes they’re advancing social justice by liking and sharing things on social media.
my aunt pattie is such a social justice voyeur. she shared that video of a black kid being shot by a policeman on facebook, but she’s never been to a rally, and she doesn’t vote.
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