Social life

you probably don’t have one if you are online reading this now.
you don’t have a social life.
torture dressed as fun
don’t mind the ribbing man, it’s just that social life…
used for when a person has to evaluate how many friends he/she has or how close they are to him/her
good social life= lots friends
alright social life= has friends but they arent close
bad socail ife= probably no friends, or none of them will talk to you
a social life is a serious condition that involves an excessive amount of time spent with others. some symptoms include friendships, partying, s-xual relationships, and s-xual intercourse. social lives are dangerous because they can create a loss of video game progress, an important form of development, and they cause a gradual loss of fine-motor skills that are critical for gaming. people with a social life often drink excessively, which can cause a higher amount of alcohol in the blood. s-xual intercourse can dangerously result in s-xually-transmitted diseases. these are just some of the many symptoms of a social life.

diagnostic criteria

the sufferer is often referred to as a “noob” in online games.

the sufferer spends too much time with others.

the sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.

the sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.

if you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. one method of therapy is online gaming. the sufferer will quickly lose the social life. another method of therapy is internet p-rnography. these are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. a social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
john got a girlfriend, so rapid intervention was imperative to cure him of a social life.
what a lot of facebook users/video game addicted people, (especially males), lack. a social life may include, but is not limited to: partying – shopping/chilling at the mall – generally just hanging out with friends/dating – going to a gym – having family gatherings – playing sports whether for a league or just traditionally – having hobbies besides sports such as yoga, playing cards.. etc.. a social life is something that can help solve the ever growing issue of facebook/videogame addiction that can turn one into a shut in that never leaves the house.
facebook apps are so addicting, that’s all i do now-uh-days besides work. i have no social life!!
social life is comprised of an array of social activities as carried out by the party management, an organization that, by definition, uses the party/mingling expertise of its members to have the highest level of fun, every day, every night.
the members of such distinguished organization are the following:

pavi s.
natjoh j.
pauline r.
belen m
moe zk
roxy s.
ak k
goey s.
danish k.
selene t.
thiago c.
hamza z.
hisham e.
al-farabi
pat-tas
tiago s.
d: don’t you envy the social life they have?

a: who? the party management kids? yes, yes i do.