social narcolepsy
the sudden feeling of sleepiness or exhaustion felt the moment one is invited to a social function or activity, which usually results in avoiding that function or activity;
an excuse of having ‘plans early the next day’ is typically feigned, albeit poorly.
person 1: “hey, it’s sat-rday! do you want to get some dinner and see a movie tonight?”
person 2: “nah, i’m kinda tired & don’t want to be out too late. plus, i have to get up early for work…on umm,..monday”.
person 1: “ah, sounds more like a case of social narcolepsy. (rolls eyes) whatever.”
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