social probation
being inundated with social media advertising for products you’ve already purchased or decided not to purchase.
all my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after i bought that b-n-r juice online last summer; and it doesn’t even work.
social probation is one of the sever punishments known to the human kind. only crimes that involve treason towards mankind, involve exceptional brutality, m-ss murder or throwing a party after midnight on friday are punished with social probation. the last person known to be sentenced to social probation was judas iscariot.
when on social probation one is forbidden to have any visitors or any contact with other people. the only interaction with the the world is when one receives their daily torture by the hiumnes.
man, you better not throw a party at your room after midnight on friday – you don’t want the hiumnes to come and put you on social probation.
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