Social Slayer
a person who can ruin a social atmosphere just by turning up, making a poor joke or creating an awkward silence.
idenitfy a social slayer by making kung fu like karate chops in mid air. this is to show that the social situation has just been slayed.
group of friends:
guy 1: this party is sick man
guy 2: yeah as soon as that song came on it was mad
social slayer: cant wait til they play some justin beiber
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