Socially Awkward Penguin


currently one of the most popular variations of advice dog, socially awkward penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

the surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

you only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
be polite, hold the door

-socially awkward penguin-

they’re slightly too far away

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