socially gawkward
a serious condition that affects h-rny teenagers. when chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman’s br–sts and get a hard on.
betty: ew, i was talking to brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.
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