Socially Gay
socially gay is when a straight guy has the ability to notice if a female friend has changed her hair colour, or bought new shoes, but wont allow the gay guy across the room to shove his c-ck up your -rs-!
thanks to jimmy carr for definition!
straight guy: hey.. wow, i like your new shoes!
girl: awww thanks!!
gay guy: hey man!
straight guy: i dont swing that way mate.
girl: he is just so socially gay
girl 2: yeah i know! and he is straight!
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