Socially Retarded

this is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. they missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked because of their looks and nothing else. usually occurs in males. excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.
so i met a boy and i was trying to hang out with him:

me: hey, since we only hang out at bars, how ’bout you go to this thing with me?

him: i’m going to that with my friends april 7th!

. . . . .
(silence)

me: okay, well i hope you guys have fun.

if he wasn’t into me, this would have just been an -sshole move, but apparently he was into me and just a f-cking idiot because now he’s my boyfriend.

p.s. even when i brought up how socially r-t-rded that was he still did not invite me.
a person that thinks facebooking, twittering, texting, and being glued to your phone is being social even though its the complete opposite.
john: (staring at his phone) i’m such a social person
mark: when was the last time you talked to someone face to face? you are more like socially r-t-rded
someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.
me: why are you bored?
tawfiq: i have no friends
me: so, your socially r-t-rded?
tawfiq: yes. yes i am.
when a smart person acts really r-t-rded when they are with friends and/or family
jim: hey, what’s the number for “pi” again?
bob: party time!!!!!
jim: stop acting socially r-t-rded!
being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

individuals who suffer from social r-t-rdation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. socially r-t-rded people are usually fat and ugly. they are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies
“wanna come to a bar tonight?”

“can’t”

“why not dude?”

“i’m socially r-t-rded.”