Sock Blocked
to have placed a large quant-ty of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the “sock blocked” room.
skyler: let me clear out the middle of the room.
meghan: sounds good. put the laundry by the door.
skyler: how do we get out?
meghan: i don’t know. we just sock blocked ourselves.
the act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering
johnny- hey jimmy, it’s four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?
jimmy- larry finally got in mary’s pants so he sock blocked me
being interrupted mid-masturbation. can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.
i was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.
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