sock boppin
the act of male masturbation by which a sock is placed over the erect p-n-s and thusly stroked in various directions until -rg-sm has been achieved. the s-m-n-filled sock is then tossed in the laundry thereby eliminating the need for messy cleanup of spilled sperms. this method is commonly employed by people who wish to decrease their dependence on tissues or other paper products in conjunction with masturbation.
dude, i was sock boppin with the yellow-striped tube sock this afternoon when my mom busted into my room with the clean laundry!
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