Sock Buddy


the act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your p-n-s to capture all of your “ingredients”. also very washable and easy to conceal…
jenna: dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what’s the deal?

me: oh that’s just my sock buddy. no biggie!

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