sock fishing
when you try to find matching socks in the dryer. oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it’s mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.
“sorry i’m late for work. i couldn’t catch a thing sock fishing.”
“honey, i’m starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up.”
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