sock fucker

hopeless guy in his late 20’s to early 30’s that was never kissed and lives in his moms bas-m-nt. pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. usually unemployed.
do not shake hands with a sock f-cker.
an adolescent boy whom has just discoverd m-st-rb-t–n.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime p-rn. so he m-st-rb-t-s with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
mom: i wish our son wasnt a sock f-cker.
dad: when i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
mom: i want a divorce.
one who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their p-n-s and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!

“terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! what a sock f-cker!”
a horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get s-x from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a v-g-n- and proceeds to have “relations” with it.
soldier 1: i walked in on ssg kennedy, and he was f-cking a d-mn sock!

soldier 2: kennedy is such a sockf-cker
a person who removes all other articles of clothing but fails to remove their socks before intercourse; usually male
so i was hooking up with this guy last night and he was a sock f-cker!!!
one that has intercourse with their socks on.
your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock f-cker.
a term for an annoying -ss that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. mostly used as an insult.
hey! shut your mouth sock f-cker!