sock monkey
sock(s) used to cover one’s monkey p-n-s in m-st-rb-t–n.
keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed p-rn or chatted online with females.
a toy monkey made of used socks and b-ttons and scattle
stinky pears is a sock monkey
a very “out of the loop” innocent person.
“what is a hot carl?”
“haha, you don’t know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a sockmonkey?
a ho that like to do crack!
she aint nothing but a sockmonkey!
a monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
dude its a sock monkey
sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. the sock works great in a pinch.
a sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
however, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, “kiss my sock monkey!!!”, can extend the use of the sock.
kiss my sock monkey!!!!
a duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.
(see sock puppet.)
“i created a sock monkey named cupcake after my first account was yanked.”
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