sock orphanage


the container or receptacle used to store all the socks that become orphaned when their mates mysteriously disappear during the laundry cycle.
jerry was able to “adopt” 21 pairs of socks during his year-end clean up of his sock orphanage. the remaining orphaned socks were euthanized.

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