Sock perverts
the reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.
sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. then they stand in a circle and m-st-rb-t- into them.
g-d d-mn, i need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts h-t me hard.
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