sock shover
a person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own -n-s. the purpose is to fill the -n-s with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to c-m. this technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.
i love being a sock shover and p-ssing huge brown n’ white swirly t-rds.
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