Sock Slut
a relatively loose chick who refuses to f— with her socks off. when attempting to scrogg a ss, one has to get quite creative/destructive when any particular sock sl-t is wearing panty hose, or perhaps a onesie.
you: anthony, i banged your sister last night.
anthony: what the f—, bro! not cool.
you: you’re telling me. she was a total tube sock sl-t. i felt like i was in an 1980s p-rno cast in a men’s locker. say, now that i think of it… it was actually pretty f—ing dope. your sock sl-t of a sister wasn’t half bad.
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